Dear diary,
good news! Roger is lost at sea! Am I finally rid of him? Am I dreaming?
Apparently, he got himself into trouble, as usual, and ended up getting thrown of the MS Love Handle. He had it coming. I’m just sad that I wasn’t the one to top him.
I can’t wait to tell Fiona! She’ll [...]

Dear Diary,
today, I took my first step towards world domination. They swallowed my bait, hook, line and sinker, and I don’t think there was a single person there who didn’t think I was brilliant. Including myself.  Great, great grandaddy will be so pleased with me. I’m everything he could ever have hoped for. It’s a shame that [...]